dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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