Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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