That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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