porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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