she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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