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she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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