I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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