Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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