office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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