Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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