shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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