I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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