Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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