in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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