so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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