I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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