she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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