I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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