Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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