I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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