nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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