He kissed a someone with a penis
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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