singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You had me at "let me see your balls"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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