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(260): View more from Indiana

I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay

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(301): View more from Maryland

He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.

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(217): View more from Illinois

he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.

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(305): View more from Florida

He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Congrats! Its a fuck boy!

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