She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
