why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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