you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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