Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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