Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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