i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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