She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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