She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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