Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I got chris browned last night
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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