I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you win again, gameday.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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