It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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