And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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