were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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