Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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