Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
