yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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