Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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