Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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