What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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