it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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