Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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