You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
