their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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