He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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