ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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