My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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