Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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