He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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