ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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