I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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