But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I've blown a few things in my day
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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